The following essay is a condensed and slightly revised version of a paper written in December 2013 for Dr. Jaroslav Skira’s Eastern Christian Icons course at Regis College, University of Toronto.

SS. Sergius and Bacchus. Constantinople. 6th or 7th century.
A trend has developed over the past two or three decades in the field of gay Christian apologetics—taking its cue from the late Dr. John Boswell of Yale University [see Boswell’s seminal Christianity, Social Tolerance, and Homosexuality: Gay People in Western Europe from the Beginning of the Christian Era to the Fourteenth Century and Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe]—which posits the early 4th-century soldier martyrs, Sergius and Bacchus, as the archetypal gay Christian couple. This idea spread as far afield as an American law review, of all places, where one author, writing in defense of the legalization of same-sex marriage immediately after Boswell’s second book appeared, states unequivocally that “Sergius and Bacchus…were male lovers” [William N. Eskridge, Jr., “A History of Same-Sex Marriage,” Virginia Law Review 79 (1993): 1420]. An article published many years later in another journal, purporting to “reclaim the heritage” of SS. Sergius and Bacchus [Ronald E. Long, “Reclaiming the Heritage of Saints Serge and Bacchus: Towards a Quixotic Gay-Affirmative, Pro-Animal, Vegetarian Christianity,” Theology & Sexuality 17.1 (2011): 101-131], devotes all of one page of a 31-page treatise to the sainted “homosexual lovers” and their “homoerotic bonding” [Ibid., 103-104], and moves with astonishing ease from an account of their martyrdom to a discussion of AIDS, barebacking, S&M, exchange of bodily fluids, animal rights, vegetarianism, and a Trinity that makes love with Itself.





